shenanigans and funny stuff file cabinet...ie Jokes

Discussion in 'The Watering Hole' started by Iconindustries, Aug 4, 2012.

  1. Iconindustries

    Iconindustries Mu-43 Hall of Famer

    I thought It might be good to have a pile of jokes and funny stuff you find. Stuff that puts a smile on your dial, add it here.


    Only 2 conditions

    Keep it in clean.
    No making fun of religions
    (otherwise it could become not funny anymore)

    making fun of Aussies, Irish and Yanks and Poms are all ok, be careful of the Scots tho:rofl:

    to kick off


    wash in coleslaw

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  2. addieleman

    addieleman Mu-43 All-Pro

    Aug 5, 2010
    The Netherlands
    Ad
    This column normally shows fuel prices. Now it says: "Hehe, tough luck, eh?"

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  3. Iconindustries

    Iconindustries Mu-43 Hall of Famer

    One morning I saw my girlfriend in the pantry trying to decide between two different types of cereals. “Maybe you should take half a bowl of each”, I said jokingly. “Wow,” he said with a smile, “you really think out of the box“
     
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  4. David A

    David A Mu-43 All-Pro

    Sep 30, 2011
    Brisbane, Australia
    When the circus comes to town during an election, and sets up in the right place, you can get the perfect political comment:

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  5. CarlB

    CarlB Mu-43 Veteran

    Some of our trails have unusual users:

    <img src=https://farm2.staticflickr.com/1380/4734372149_f950def033_z.jpg>


    Generally, it's OK to insert your own ethnicity or affiliation into the following:

    "You can tell a Midwesterner, but you can't tell him much."
     
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  6. greyelm

    greyelm Mu-43 Veteran

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    Aug 28, 2010
    London
    Malcolm
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  7. greyelm

    greyelm Mu-43 Veteran

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    Aug 28, 2010
    London
    Malcolm
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  8. greyelm

    greyelm Mu-43 Veteran

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    Aug 28, 2010
    London
    Malcolm
    Beware of low flying Hasselblads.

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  9. Hyubie

    Hyubie Unique like everyone else

    Oct 15, 2010
    Massachusetts
    Herbert
    Sorry about the image quality - you know what they say, the best camera is the one you have with you. And at that time I only had a crappy phone camera (yes, my phone was old even then!). Just wanted to join in the fun. :biggrin:


    Remember, use only "light" soy sauce to marinate!
    Sliced_Lamp.
     
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  10. greyelm

    greyelm Mu-43 Veteran

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    Aug 28, 2010
    London
    Malcolm
    My dad used to say, "don't upset mother"

    G1IWMmother.
     
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  11. greyelm

    greyelm Mu-43 Veteran

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    Aug 28, 2010
    London
    Malcolm
    My illusions are shattered.

    PooFairy.
     
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  12. Iconindustries

    Iconindustries Mu-43 Hall of Famer

    Good stuff guys, early sunday morning laughs already.
     
  13. Iconindustries

    Iconindustries Mu-43 Hall of Famer

    and while going for an early morning walk at the camping ground....sometimes the timing isn't right.

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  14. lubov

    lubov Mu-43 Veteran

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    Apr 4, 2011
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  15. EP1-GF1

    EP1-GF1 Mu-43 Veteran

    312
    Apr 12, 2011
    Bridget Jones was camping there?
     
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  16. Narnian

    Narnian Nobody in particular ...

    Aug 6, 2010
    Midlothian, VA
    Richard Elliott
    This is one I got myself a few years ago when I was trying to fix a laptop at work. I wanted to set it up to use the Windows wireless management tools instead of the vendor tools since they varied from system to system and wanted to standardize our laptops.

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  17. Iconindustries

    Iconindustries Mu-43 Hall of Famer

    Saw this on Facebook. Fotoshope by Adobe...:smile:



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