Caption This #221

[ektar]

The image is an oldie.

The usual rules apply:
- the winner will be declared one week from now, on Tuesday, March 30th at around 9:30 PM EST.
- the winner will be the one with the most reactions of the posted caption of the photo, one point for each reaction.
- in case of a tie, I as the host, will declare the winner.
- the winner will host the next competition.

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[Panolyman]

He moved on from carrying rugs on the back of his moped; but with limited success!

 

[RichardC]

This bloke makes his cargo of short planks look like a computer.

 

[Arundo Donax]

"With the added downforce, I should be able to shave off at least a second per lap!"

 

[MichailK]

@#$%%@ YOU FORGOT THE ALL IMPORTANT PULL-STRING FROM THE WIPERS!!!

 

[Mountain_Man_79]

The irony? The wood is actually for building a trailer to tow wood.

 

[TL Penberthy]

Scraaaaaaaaaaape!

 

[protapic]

Maybe renting that truck at HomeDepot wasn’t such a silly idea after all.....

 

[Gillymaru]

No dear, putting more air in the rear tyres won’t help

 

[protapic]

All my friends know the low rider...
Low rider drives a little slower....
Low rider don't use no gas now...
Low rider don't drive too fast...
Take a little trip, take a little trip
Take a little trip and see

 

[Santa]

You know, these adjustable air shocks don't work as well as advertised.

 

[Santa]

Only two more days to submit captions and vote.

 

[Macroramphosis]

I think we should use thicker string, dad.

 

[Bob in Pittsburgh]

Well at least I am getting great traction on the rear wheels.

 

[stagor]

this is actually a police crime scene photo.
That's a corpse behind the wheel.
as he pulled away the load slipped backwards
he was garrotted by the string

 

[Hendrik]

Joe Smith wins the Construction Materials Balance challenge with a run of 5 2/3 yards.

 

[Brownie]

After his third attempt at winning a Darwin Award, Joe realized he probably wasn't any good at anything, not even failure.

 

[protapic]

I still got room to pick up that new mattress as well!

 

[MichailK]

“FWD sucks big time!”

 

[ektar]

Apologies for the delayed tally and announcement. With a total of 8 points for his motorsports-themed caption, the winner is @Arundo Donax. Congratulations, and over to you!