Caption this 213

[Panolyman]

As always, the usual rules apply:
- the winner will be declared almost one week from now, next Tuesday at 12PM GMT.
- the winner will be the one with the most reactions of the posted caption of the photo, one point for each reaction.
- in case of a tie, I as the host, will declare the winner.
- the winner will host the next competition.

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[stagor]

"Pull me up quick"
"Did you catch one?"
NO THERE's A BLOODY TRAIN COMING"

 

[Macroramphosis]

"It looks like it's stuck, do you want a pair of gloves?"

 

[Macroramphosis]

"I hope you've finished."

a distant voice, "Why?"

"I think the bull's seen you."

 

[protapic]

I warned him that selfies were dangerous....

 

[moonraker]

that canal boat will never fit in there..

 

[Santa]

I don’t know what was in that breakfast we ate but...

 

[Stanga]

OK, who is having the Pfizer jab, and who the Astrazeneca?

 

[Macroramphosis]

"Blimey, who would have imagined a tomato could have rolled all the way down there."

a distant voice, "Do you want it back?"

"Please!"

 

[Macroramphosis]

"Can you touch bottom, then?"

a distant voice, "Yes!"

"Not too deep then, eh?"
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(apologies to those not aware of a quite well known joke)

 

[Panolyman]

It's gone a bit quiet folks.
Come on, let's hear some more please!

 

[Panolyman]

Only one more day left, so even if you've not got a submission, please vote folks.

 

[Panolyman]

The countdown begins.......
come on folks!

 

[Stanga]

Is that your new Oly 150.400mm that you just dropped?

 

[Panolyman]

Last call, last call.
I'll do the official count tomorrow morning approx. 10:00 GMT, so all you out west of the UK still have time to vote.

 

[Brownie]

And without further ado, the winner of the big butt contest is...

 

[Panolyman]

@moonraker

Congratulations sir! It's now your responsibility to submit a photo and over see Caption this - 214.

Thanks to those who submitted; I genuinely thought most were very funny.

And @Brownie, I'll pass on the comment that you think my other half has a big butt.

 

[RichardC]

Pooh sticks.

 

[Keeth101]

"Oooops, sorry ........ You can swim can't you Gran?"

or

"If you'd have got that EM1ii, it'd still be working when you fish it out"

 

[Brownie]

@moonraker

Congratulations sir! It's now your responsibility to submit a photo and over see Caption this - 214.

Thanks to those who submitted; I genuinely thought most were very funny.

And @Brownie, I'll pass on the comment that you think my other half has a big butt.

You may want to reconsider, because it would mean admitting to her that you posted a picture of her butt on the internet to begin with.