Caption This #212

[Macroramphosis]

As always, the usual rules apply:
- the winner will be declared almost one week from now, next Sunday at 12PM GMT.
- the winner will be the one with the most reactions of the posted caption of the photo, one point for each reaction.
- in case of a tie, I as the host, will declare the winner.
- the winner will host the next competition.

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[Gillymaru]

Stand back everyone, husband in training.

 

[Vermont3133]

Next time you Two-Time me it's gonna be a Mac Truck!

 

[Panolyman]

If only I could find reverse now, I'd finish him off good and proper!

 

[comment23]

Illegally parked vehicles will be towed.

 

[Darmok N Jalad]

“If you have a better way to test the rear-split-limit of our product, I’d like to hear it.”
—Lead Engineer, Snazzy Tight Shorts, Inc.

 

[Mountain_Man_79]

Mrs. Santa Clause, being pulled by her trusty steed; a German man named Rudolfo.

 

[Brodhall]

Oh fgs is noone gonna help and push ?!!!

 

[Santa]

Ah you know it would be easier if you took your foot off the brake!

 

[MichailK]

I want a less greasy steering wheel

 

[Santa]

Bump only a day left to put in your caption or vote!

 

[Macroramphosis]

@Panolyman

Okay, this was a two-way tie, but I cast the decisive vote for Panolyman's caption! Thanks for all the entries and votes.

Over to you Brian for #213!

 

[Keeth101]

"If you'd buy me a new car you wouldn't have to tow start me every morning!"

 

[Macroramphosis]

My caption would have been:

"Oh, this one has bigger thighs than the last one - how exciting. If he can knock up a decent Caesar salad with a balsamic drizzle, he could be the one!"

 

[Panolyman]

Thanks Roddy.
Can you please put a link here to Caption Comp. 213?
I've also lost the ability to insert the number logo thingy.

 

[Macroramphosis]

Caption This #213